While our team of experts here at Agent, inc. take all your real estate needs seriously, it doesn?t mean we don?t have a sense of humor. Real estate transactions can be complicated and stressful for even the most experienced buyers and sellers. That?s why it?s good to take a step back now and again to put it all in perspective and have a good laugh. So we?ve compiled a list of our favorite real estate jokes from the web for those times you need a break. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
#10 ? The danger of a job well done:
My real estate agent did such a great job describing my house in the listing that I?ve decided to keep it.
#9 ? The perils of real estate investing:
به چند حشره برای کسب درآمد از ملک اجاره ای خود نیاز دارید؟
مستاجر
#8 ? The truth about man caves:
My most lucrative listings are the ones with finished basements. They?re my best cellars!
#7 ? Tell me where it hurts:
چرا خانه با دکتر قرار ملاقات گذاشته است؟
یک پنجره داشت.
#6 ? Knowledge is power:
?Meh, that real estate agent doesn?t look so strong. I bet I can take him in a fight!?
?Are you kidding? That guy says he flips houses in his spare time!?
#5 ? Always express your gratitude:
بنگاه های املاک و مستغلات باید از چه چیزی سپاسگزار باشند؟
مقدار زیادی.
#4 ? Buyer beware:
I was offered the chance to purchase some real estate in Egypt?s Valley of the Kings.
معلوم شد که یک طرح هرمی است.
#3 ? Working undercover
شما چه می گویید بنگاه املاک و مستغلات که به عنوان کارآگاه مهتاب مهتاب می کند؟
شرلوک هومز
#2 ? Is there a pill for that?
هر ماه هنگام سررسید وام چه احساسی دارید؟
دلتنگی
#1 ? And finally, some words of advice from the one and only Mark Twain:
?Buy land, they?re not making it anymore.?
تماس با عامل شرکت امروز
If you?re ready to buy or sell a home, then contact Agent inc. at 949-791-8160 or [email protected]. We are standing by to answer all your real estate questions!
خوش آمدید به نماینده شرکت! خیلی خوشحالیم که اینجا هستید لطفاً برای مشاهده خصوصیات مورد علاقه خود و جستجوهای ذخیره شده وارد سیستم شوید یا وارد شوید.
