A Real Estate Agent Walks Into a Bar?Top 10 Real Estate Jokes from the Web

While our team of experts here at Agent, inc. take all your real estate needs seriously, it doesn?t mean we don?t have a sense of humor. Real estate transactions can be complicated and stressful for even the most experienced buyers and sellers. That?s why it?s good to take a step back now and again to put it all in perspective and have a good laugh. So we?ve compiled a list of our favorite real estate jokes from the web for those times you need a break. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!

#10 ? The danger of a job well done:

My real estate agent did such a great job describing my house in the listing that I?ve decided to keep it.

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#9 ? The perils of real estate investing:

您需要多少只昆虫才能从您的出租物业中赚钱？

房客。

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#8 ? The truth about man caves:

My most lucrative listings are the ones with finished basements. They?re my best cellars!

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#7 ? Tell me where it hurts:

为什么房子要预约医生？

它有一个窗格。

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#6 ? Knowledge is power:

?Meh, that real estate agent doesn?t look so strong. I bet I can take him in a fight!?

?Are you kidding? That guy says he flips houses in his spare time!?

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#5 ? Always express your gratitude:

房地产经纪人必须感谢什么？

很多。

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#4 ? Buyer beware:

I was offered the chance to purchase some real estate in Egypt?s Valley of the Kings.

事实证明这是一个金字塔计划。

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#3 ? Working undercover

您如何称呼扮演侦探的房地产经纪人？

夏洛克之家。

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#2 ? Is there a pill for that?

您每月抵押到期时会有什么感觉？

想家。

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#1 ? And finally, some words of advice from the one and only Mark Twain:

?Buy land, they?re not making it anymore.?

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