While our team of experts here at Agent, inc. take all your real estate needs seriously, it doesn?t mean we don?t have a sense of humor. Real estate transactions can be complicated and stressful for even the most experienced buyers and sellers. That?s why it?s good to take a step back now and again to put it all in perspective and have a good laugh. So we?ve compiled a list of our favorite real estate jokes from the web for those times you need a break. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
#10 ? The danger of a job well done:
My real estate agent did such a great job describing my house in the listing that I?ve decided to keep it.
#9 ? The perils of real estate investing:
¿Cuántos insectos necesita para ganar dinero con su propiedad de alquiler?
Inquilinos.
#8 ? The truth about man caves:
My most lucrative listings are the ones with finished basements. They?re my best cellars!
#7 ? Tell me where it hurts:
¿Por qué la casa hizo una cita con el médico?
Tenía un cristal de ventana.
#6 ? Knowledge is power:
?Meh, that real estate agent doesn?t look so strong. I bet I can take him in a fight!?
?Are you kidding? That guy says he flips houses in his spare time!?
#5 ? Always express your gratitude:
¿De qué tienen que estar agradecidos los agentes inmobiliarios?
Un montón.
#4 ? Buyer beware:
I was offered the chance to purchase some real estate in Egypt?s Valley of the Kings.
Resultó ser un esquema piramidal.
#3 ? Working undercover
¿Cómo se llama a un agente de bienes raíces que trabaja como detective?
Casas de Sherlock.
#2 ? Is there a pill for that?
¿Qué sientes cada mes cuando vence la hipoteca?
Nostálgico.
#1 ? And finally, some words of advice from the one and only Mark Twain:
?Buy land, they?re not making it anymore.?
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